Only Fools and Horses

The complete first series of one of the greatest BBC comedy series ever made. See where it all started for Del-Boy, Rodney and Grandad.
Big Brother After flogging one legged turkeys from the back of a three wheeled van, Del`s confident at last he`s on to a winner with Trigger`s consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high flying world of trading for a real job?
Go West Young Man Rodney`s depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird - Monica of the fat thighs - and life isn`t exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution - they`ll all be millionaires in a year - cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal.?
Cash And Curry Del`s swooping in on a deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue... trouble is, he hasn`t reckoned on a tough of gang warfare.?
The Second Time Around Del`s rekindled passion with an old flame Pauline, and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney`s not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands.
A Slow Bus To Chingford Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It`s time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotters Ethnic Tours.?
The Russians Are Coming The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag`s Head if the Russians attack? One thing`s guaranteed, the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter.
Christmas CrackersIt`s anthracite roast potatoes and green stuff all round - Grandad`s cooking dinner! Trouble is, Rodney`s in danger of dying of boredom. Then the glittering attractions of the Monte Carlo Club beckon

Trotter Independent Trading Company guarantees you nothing but laughs in these classic episodes - the entire second series. The Long Legs of the LawStreuth! Rodders` besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman... Ashes to Ashes. Del`s busy selling Trig`s gran`s genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig`s granddad`s last resting place! A Losing Streak !! Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham`s ever seen... but what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve? No Greater Love!! Rodney`s got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately she`s no spring chicken, and her jailbird husband is about to be released...The Yellow Peril!! Del`s got a job painting a Chinese restaurant... but is he wise to get some help from Rodney `Leonardo` Trotter? It Never Rains!! The Trotter family holiday is underway when Granddad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police. A Touch Of Glass!! Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service. Diamonds are for HeatherIt`s Christmas in Peckham and Del`s fallen hook, line and sinker for the lovely Heather...

The entire third series of John Sullivan`s popular comedy, featuring the wheeling and dealing of Del and Rodney Trotter on the streets of Peckham.
Homesick: Lugging the shopping up those 12 flights of stairs is proving too much for Grandad. So the doctor recommends a new council bungalow for the Trotter dynasty. Over to Rodney, the new chairman of the housing committee?
Healthy Competition: Rodney`s decided to go it alone and leave Peckham`s own multinational conglomerate - Trotter`s Independent Trading. By the end of the week he`s already cornered the market in used lawn mower engines and with Mickey Pearce as his Financial Director, the sky`s the limit?
Friday The 14th: Del, Rodney and Grandad are Cornwall-bound to Boycie`s cottage and a spot of salmon poaching. Should be a doddle of a weekend`s jolly, if you leave out the bit about the mad-axe-salmon-fisherman-killer who`s just escaped from the local institute, that is?
Yesterday Never Comes: Del`s into art dealing in a big way, especially when it involves a `posh tart` like the glamorous Miranda. Has she really been wooed by his tequila sunsets or are her motives rather more mercenary?
May The Force Be With You: A ripple of panic runs through the Nag`s Head. Del`s old school enemy Slater is back in town, hell bent on revenge and brandishing his police badge?
Wanted, Watch out! Peckham Pouncer`s about! Alias Rodney Trotter...? Surely there must be some mistake? Try telling that to Rodders, London`s most wanted criminal?
Who`s A Pretty Boy: Move over Leonardo! The Trotter decorating business is on the roll again. This time they`re just doing a favour for Denzil. Their instructions are simple enough: don`t eat the fruit or turn on the TV and stay out of the kitchen... so what`s happened to Busby, the canary?
Thicker Than Water: `Tis certainly the season to be jolly and it`s Grand Marnier and grapefruit all round when Del and Rodney`s dad comes back to the fold after 18 years. Until he begin

Entire fourth series of the Peckham-based wheeler-dealer sitcom. In `Happy Returns`, Del (David Jason) is horrified to think that Rodney`s (Nicholas Lyndhurst) new, nineteen-year-old girlfriend might well be the fruit of his youthful loins. `Strained Relations` sees the Trotter clan gathered for Granddad`s funeral (following the sad passing of actor Lennard Pearce in real life); but how keen will Del be to take in long-lost seafarer Uncle Albert (Buster Merryfield)? In `Hole in One`, Albert tries to help the boys out when they don`t have enough money for Granddad`s headstone. `It`s Only Rock and Roll` sees Del taking over as manager of Rodney`s recently-formed rock band, while in `Sleeping Dogs Lie`, the Trotter brothers agree to look after Boycie and Marlene`s `puppy`, Duke, while they are away on holiday. `Watching the Girls Go By` sees Rodney in need of a date for the Nag`s Head party after making a rash bet with Mickey Pearce, and in `As One Door Closes`, Del finally gets the chance to become a millionaire when an old friend cuts him in on a lucrative business deal in Australia. But will there be a place in the new set-up for Rodney and Albert?

The Complete Series 5
From Russia With Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag`s Head she`s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that.
The Miracle Of Peckham
Del reckons he`s discovered a miracle. The statue of the Virgin Mary at the local church has been spotted weeping.
The Longest Night
A robber makes a raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out shopping.
Tea For Three
Look out! Del`s tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney`s seeing red - literally! He`ll hardly wow Trigger`s lovely niece.
Video Nasty
Rodney has gained a grant from the local council to make a community film and Del soon sees its earning potential.
Who Want To Be A Millionaire
Del`s old pal Jumbo Mills is back with tales of his booming business in Australia.

Yuppy Love
80`s fever is spreading fast! Del`s on the up and up - into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy shirts. Meanwhile Rodney`s pulled a classy new girlfriend called Cassandra. But what will she think of Nelson Mandela House?
Danger UXD
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that `Lusty Linda` and `Erotic Estelle` are not exactly what he had in mind!
Chain Gang
The opportunity to buy 250 18-carat gold chains from a retired jeweller. Arnie, is something Del can`t resist. Everything is fine until Arnie is taken seriously ill just as the deal is about to be sealed and Del is left feeling that all that glitters...
The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney has won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he`s got to pretend he`s fourteen years old all week!
Sickness And Wealth
Excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit a doctor, but not Del. Oh no, he`s only suffering from that scourge of all serious yuppies, PMA (Positive Mental Attitude)!
Little Problems
With his diploma in computer science, new job in Cassandra`s father`s firm and impending marriage, Rodney`s certainly on the up. But meanwhile, Del`s got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less than understanding Driscoll brothers!

The Complete Series 7
The Sky`s The Limit - Rodders has split with Cassandra and is back in the flat, asleep on the couch, drunk or nursing a hangover. Del decides a romantic reconciliation at a luxury airport hotel on her return from holiday will do the trick. But who could have predicted Air Traffic Control would have such trouble? And could it be connected with Del`s purchase of a dodgy satellite dish?
The Chance of a Lunchtime - As Del Boy dreams of shifting a thousand `National Anthem` musical doorbells, Raquel revives her theatrical passions and goes for an audition to join the world of cravats and codpieces. Not that Del is much help (when asked what he thought about Hamlet, he said he preferred Castellas). Meanwhile Rodders manages to blow his date with Casandra and lose his job - in true plonker style.
Stage Fright - When Del gets the chance to supply the cabaret at the Starlight Rooms, a pregnant Raquel dusts off her vocal chords in the kitchen and Trig`s mate Tony Angelino, the singing dustman, is ready to duet with her. That is, until Del discovers the real owner of the club and the extent of Tony`s vocal range!
Class of `62 - A school reunion in the Nag`s Head signals Roy Slater`s return to Civvy Street after years in the `Nick`. But why has this crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as they begin to believe that he really has changed for the better, Del discovers the real reason for his return...
He Ain`t Heavy, He`s My Uncle - While Rodders` drinking bouts leave him looking like one of the living dead, Albert`s looking like a born again Teddy Boy. But the old sea dog returns from the over 60`s club, bruised and battered. Has he really been mugged or is the source of the former navy boxing champion`s injuries much more embarrassing?
Three Men, a Woman and a Baby - Del`s about to become a father but even that can`t cheer up Rodney-the-vegetarian.

3-disc set containing all three parts of the 1996 Only Fools and Horses Christmas trilogy: Heroes and Villains, Modern Men and Time On Our Hands.
Heroes and Villains
No income tax, no VAT and certainly no guarantee of anything but laughs as Del and Rodders hit the high-rise world of inner-city dealing. Trotters Independent Traders Company (TITCO) remains commercially unviable. Del is stuck with 125 unpredictable Latvian radio alarms, the council have rejected his home improvement grant application and Rodders is on a sex programme that would leave Roger Rabbit knackered. But when our fancy-dressed caped crusaders turn street vigilantes, they find being on the right side of the law has its own rewards.

Modern Men
Little Damien is growing up fast but little else has changed in Mandela Towers as Del Boy, Rodders and Uncle Albert continue to lurch from one disaster to another. Del considers the snip (and regrets flogging Doctor Singh that dodgy paint) and, with the help of a new man’s manual, is learning to give attention to Raquel – if only she’d stop talking while he’s trying to read. Meanwhile father-to-be Rodders, "accustomed to the security of an irregular wage", is applying for a new job. Can the Trotter business empire survive without him?

Time On Our Hands
After 16 years of selling knock-off down the market, Britain’s best-loved ne’er-do-wells make it good in an episode that pulled in a record 24.1 million viewers. Raquel’s parents are coming to lunch so Del pulls out all the stops – if only Uncle Albert knew the difference between coffee and gravy granules. The next morning, Rodders’ stock-take reveals Trotters Independent Traders Company’s assets as an artificial leg, some Showaddywaddy LPs and a broken watch. But Raquel’s father knows a bit about antiques and spots something that will change their lives forever. Could it really be that "this time next week" they’ll be millionaires?

Christmas 1991 heralded a new direction for the lads from Peckham in two feature length episodes, split over 2 days, covering the wheelin’ and dealin’ antics of the Trotter clan. In The American Dream, Del cuts a deal with the local church and an Eastern block wine distributor for bulk blessing of communion wine... the trouble is it’s white wine. Then he manages to con Rodney into taking him on holiday to Florida when Cassandra can’t make it. In Part Two Oh to Be In England the hapless Trotter brothers arrive in Miami, pick up their budget holiday camper and set off for the bright lights. Pretty soon their luggage has been stolen, Del’s been mistaken for a Mafia Don and the mob are planning to bump him off so the real Don can escape undetected. Add Boycie and Marlene on holiday, a runaway jet ski and a swamp full of alligators into the mix and the mean streets of Peckham begin to look very welcome indeed!

It sounded pretty kushti. Fifteen grand to collect some diamonds from Amsterdam for Boycie and Abdul - with just a couple of snags. There's some dodgy geezer called Van Cleef at the Dutch end, Chief Inspector Slater and his boys in blue back home and the small matter of a bloody great customs hall in the middle.
So, when Del and Rodders accidentally end up in Hull, a brilliant idea enters the Trotter mind - why not sail across themselves? After all, Amsterdam "ain't all that far - in the right direction." Surely with an old sea dog like Uncle Albert at the helm it'll be plain sailing.

Trotters Independent Trading Company comes face to face with the creme-de-la-menthe of British nobility...

Del decides a visit to the opera is the perfect opportunity for Rodders to impress his new `friend`, the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. However, munching a packet of crisps through the duet and whistling along to the aria, is more Peckham Astoria than Covent Garden. When Rodney is then invited on a shooting weekend, he hardly needs Del to arrive, enter the clay pigeon shoot with a borrowed sawn-off shotgun, and confide in the Duke that he plans to announce the engagement of the Duke`s daughter and his brother in "Country Life, The Times and the Peckham Echo".

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Despite Rodders undertaking a dead impressive new job, life for the trotters is far from Kushti. Del`s state-of-the-ark computers are going down about as well as bacon sandwiches at a bar mitzvah, while at the market, Uncle Albert`s unconvincing performances of lumbago recovery have left the flat knee-deep in x-ray massage gizmos. Still, things can only get better... At Trigger`s niece`s nuptials (`only a hyphen of two away from a society wedding`) they encounter an old friend of the family - Trigg`s Aunt Renee. What she tells Del and Rodney about their mum`s old pal `Freddie the Frog` leaves the boys desperate to know more. Rodders is eager to discover why this charming villain left all his ill-gotten gains to the Trotters and how come everyone notes his resemblance to his mum`s `friend`. Del Boy is more interested in what happened to the Frog`s Legacy - a hoard of undiscovered gold bullion. Are they, at last, about to be millionaires?

It`s been a good month for Trotter`s Independent Trading Company. The unprecedented demand for ladies razors has meant Del and Rodney can escape the daily struggle for a while and enjoy life`s rewards. Uncle Albert`s unmissable hints about his forthcoming birthday means there`s a celebration on the cards and the new computer dating agency means romance is in the air.

While Rodney`s afternoon cruise in the three-wheeler with Nervous Neris proves memorable for all the wrong reasons, Del`s date as tycoon, Derek Duvale, has more success in finding himself a local bird that wont need to much driving. His ambitions to meet a girl who`s refined enough to tell the difference between a bottle of Libefraumilch and a bottle of Tizer seem to have been met by Raquel, who`s not a bird she`s an actress. And it`s not long before their lunch at the Hilton leads to things getting more serious.

It looks like everything`s lovely jubbly until Albert`s birthday knees-up is called to a halt by a couple in a naval uniform...

The unforgettable special feature length Christmas Cracker from 1989 in which Del meets Raquel again and Rodney jumps to disastrous conclusions with Cassandra. It`s typically tearaway trotter`s treat - an extra large helping of luvvly jubbly...Del is organising the annual beano to Margate, the traditional Jolly Boys` Outing. But Rodney and Cassandra have just celebrated their first wedding anniversary and she`s worried about him going out with the boys - especially as she`s angling for promotion with her yuppie boss. When Rodders is arrested and the whole party is stranded by a very nasty accident, her worst fears are realised.But there`s more to Margate than chips, cookies, ice-cream, doughnuts, Pina Colada and lobster vindaloo. There`s magician The Great Raymondo and his assistant Raquel. All right for Del, but back home Cassandra`s ambitions appear to have got out of hand...

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"My wife doesn`t love me, my mum has left me and some b*****d`s nicked my bike".

When Cassandra finds more interest in the bank`s badminton club than in her husband`s dietary distress, Rodders decides to return to the Trotter nest. But just as Del`s romantic room-sharing plans begin to yield fruit, disaster strikes: Rodney succeeds in asking the bird from the exhaust centre to the pictures. Del Boy decides that Cassandra must be told the truth - it`s the least a loving brother could do...

Now with a new Trotter to support, Del needs some inspiration to clear his Christmas cashflow problems. It arrives at Grandad`s old allotment - Peckham Spring Water! There`s serious bounce to be made in bottled mineral water, even if it comes from a tap. Now all he needs to do is get rid of those smelly old barrels of yellow liquid cluttering up the allotment .....

"It`s a full scale inner-city riot downstairs! They`re all there. Del Boy, the SPG, snatch squads, looters, people who wanna get on telly and, unless I`m very much mistaken, Kate Adie!"

Marital affairs have taken a turn for the worse for the Trotters. Rodney finds himself exhausted by Cassandra`s punishing procreative schedule, while Del finds himself single again. Late nights and one too many Harvey Wallbangers have left his marriage on the rocks.

Not that the carefree Trotter is worried. He`s pulled at the dentists and, as hell breaks out on the streets of Peckham, is onto a winner with his latest Russian - infa-red, see-in-the-dark video cameras.

"Our credit rating is so low we can`t even pay with money!"

It`s been 5 years since those loveable siblings, Del & Rodney, drove off into the sunset to the tune of $6.5 million.

Now they`re back and thanks to a dodgy South American investment, Trotters Independent Trading Company has been declared bankrupt and forced to move back to Nelson Mandela House. Before long their novel money-making schemes are in evidence again - Del`s about to appear live on the TV gameshow `Goldrush` and Rodney has a plan to boost his and Cassandra`s love-life

Times are hard again. Bankrupt and back to selling dodgy Slovakian log-effect gas fires, Del`s even driving for Boycie. Trotters Independent Trading Co. needs capital - pronto. So when the brothers decide to travel to Normandy to represent Uncle Albert at a war reunion, a `nothing-to-declare` visit to the wine warehouse with Denzil`s new van seems a cushty option.

But Chamboussiz nouvelle! France is like a foreign country: the reunion town is full of Albert-a-likes ("more Captain Birdseye`s Banjo than Captain Morelli`s Mandarin"), they bring back an illegal immigrant and somehow become the internationally-hunted `Gary Gang`.

"As they say: women are from Venus, men are from Peckham."

After 22 years in Nelson Mandela Towers, the Trotters face eviction by the Official Receiver. They`re in desperate need of some dosh and its certainly not going to come from expectant-father Rodney`s Oscar-Winning screenplay or Triggers new invention - portable chopsticks!

Meanwhile, down the Nags, previously flat-chested Marlene appears with a pneumatic bosom ("Call up Twickenham and see if they`ve got a couple of ball missing") and they turn up an amusing old 60s photograph including a chap (Freddy the Frog, the Raffles of Peckham) who looks uncannily like Rodders..